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Send flowers and gifts for New Years Day
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Spring Quotes, Quips
& Proverbs
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| New Years Day Quotes |
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is
when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays
up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughn
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This
drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the
person you're married to.
P.J. O'Roruke
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's
resolution.
Jay Leno
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
Anonymous
It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
William Thomas
The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a
brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound
to be left in tears.
W.H. Auden
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone
lightly. So let's just wish each other a bileless New Year and leave it at that.
Judith Crist
Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the
town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be
having a gay marriage.
Ben Affleck
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not
encourage them to take up more of my time.
James Agate
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